Rating the "Jock Studio" Bulges from Hot to Steamy to Deathly Spicy

This is far different than what I usually write about here on Boys Love Universe, but with "Jock Studio" making waves in the Yaoi community, I just needed to do it. Gather 'round everyone. Let's review "Jock Studio" with a cheeky twist.

When you’ve got a lineup of bulges like this, you can't help but get a little... distracted. And yes, we're rating the bulges of each character thanks to Zael's art on Twitter. Thank you for blessing our feed. I might just have to make an account there now to retweet it all. Welcome to Bulge Battles.

Rating the "Jock Studio" Bulges from Hot to Steamy to Deathly Spicy

Ace Anderson

Starting off with Ace, he's the kind of guy you spot from across the bar and think, "Hmm, he’s got a bit of mischief in him. A little indecisive why not?" The way that bulge makes a statement? Subtle, but definitely there. Let's call it a solid hot but slightly steamy.

Leo Mendez

Now, Leo, this guy exudes a kind of confidence that could make you drop your drink. Playful. Fun. That bulge doesn’t whisper; it declares. We're in hot territory, folks.

Avan Geiserford

Avan gives off the vibes of that guy who’s great at a dinner party but even better afterward (cause of the drinks). Shy, but subtle. His bulge suggests a mix of mystery yet promise. He's teetering between hot and steamy. You choose where you want to place him.

Bryce Callahan

Bryce? Think classic hot rod. Oh God that makes sense for this article doesn't it? He's the slow burn that catches you off guard. His bulge plays a bit of a hide and seek, but when you spot it? Definitely steamy. Bigger guy too sooo...

Yuuto Nakajima

Yuuto's like the surprise plot twist in your favorite book. Just when you think you've figured him out, there’s that bulge making you rethink everything. Another one for the hot category.

Zayne Alexander

Zayne is not here to play games, people. That bulge is bold. It demands attention and rightfully so. But I still think he's in the hot spot.

Derek Kingsfield

Closing the list with Derek. That man, with that bulge, is the spice that kicks in when you least expect it. That bulge is king. It's not just hot or steamy; it’s pure, unadulterated extreme spice. Burning spice. Spicy spice. Hottest pepper alive featured on Hot Ones spice. Burn me with that spice!

There we have it. This was an inside joke among our writer team and now I was dared to write it. We're all just so excited for "Jock Studio" and for BLits Games' success on Kickstarter. And let's be honest, who doesn’t enjoy a bit of playful analysis now and then? Keep it fun, and also let us know your spice levels for these guys! Until next time! Spice it up! 🌶️🔥