Disaster Date Roulette Merch — Cool Stuff, Actual Gay Characters
- Emily Maine
- May 9
- 2 min read
What is Disaster Date Roulette Merch? Well, folks. The economy’s tanked, the mayor’s out of ideas, and apparently the only thing left to save the town is a rigged dating show hosted in what looks like an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese. That’s Disaster Date Roulette—the gameshow movie you didn’t ask for, but definitely needed.
And now you can wear it.
What Even Is Disaster Date Roulette?
Let’s keep it simple: Disaster Date Roulette is the gameshow where it’s not just love on the line—it’s everything. Mayor Reginald’s town is out of money, and his last-ditch plan is to join a bunch of hot, emotionally unstable people into a live game show. Will it fix the budget? No idea. But it sure makes for good TV.
It’s like South Park met Busytown, then took a shot of espresso and tried to play Story of Seasons while blindfolded. Oh, and a bunch of the characters are gay. Not in a rainbow capitalism kind of way—just in a random scenerio type like “this guy forgot his husband’s birthday and now he’s being punished on live TV” way.
Here’s the Merch That Matches the Chaos
Hang it up. Confuse your coworkers. Instantly start weird conversations.
Featuring characters who probably shouldn’t be allowed on TV. Or near scissors.
Stay hydrated while your relationship falls apart. Kidding, kidding. Comes with a lid, a straw, and it's just pink galore.
Two sizes. Five designs. One questionable life choice. Wear them to let people know you support emotionally reckless dating shows.
Why You Should Care About Disaster Date Roulette?
This merch isn’t just here to look good in your kitchen or on your backpack. Buying it helps support All Ages of Geek—the scrappy indie studio behind the movie. These folks have worked with over 100+ voice actors, including newbies who got their first break on projects like this. They also did not do this on a Kickstarter budget. They did this to prove future projects and give a taste of what you'll be getting in the future. If this is what was done without Kickstarter imagine what they can do with fully funded projects. It's not a corporation milking representation points or churning out one project after another.
And the merch? It’s pink. It’s weird. It's cute.
Final Thoughts
If you’re into gameshows, chaos, or just like seeing two husbands argue while trapped in a heart-shaped escape room—this merch is for you. It’s stupid. It’s smart. It’s stupid-smart.
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